mauro

Someone who complains about something everybody like

A:"This movie is really good"
B:"You have shit tastes this movie sucks"
A: "Stop being a mauro!"

by Beepboopboi December 30, 2017

Mature

A really boring person that only does things that are "age like"...

"hey wanna go do 101 things in walmart??"
" no that is sooo immature."
"watever. ur boring."

by ieezsooperawzumninja February 14, 2010

mature cheddar head

A mature cheddar head is someone who is very mature but acts really stubborn and stuck-up with it, quite snobby. They are mature in a really boring way with no sense of humour and take everything seriously.

'Sophie told me making fart noises is immature.'
'Don't worry, she's a mature cheddar head with no sense of humour.'

by mousey1306 June 16, 2012

dutch matron

a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)

Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)

by your mom's favorite dutchman July 21, 2010

matronize

To manipulate by pretending to be excessively feminine or helpless. A female version of patronize. Used by men, women, and children

I'm just no good at doing laundry. You're so much better at it than I am.

You're so strong. I never could have changed that tire without you.

My arms are too tired to carry the rest of the groceries in without dropping them.

Don't matronize me, you are perfectly capable of doing that.

by Quenyar August 28, 2010

Maturist

To show maturity.

SaltCreekRat isn't the "maturist" outwar player in the game.

by 4U2NV June 20, 2003

Pre-mature esextingulation

To be sexted while the sexter is out of town but obviously plans to sext you when he returns to where you both live.
(also see Sexting)

Alans at the beach but he is totally sexting me, well I guess since he is not home it is Pre-mature esextingulation.

by lani32518 January 1, 2009