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tire-eye coordination 

The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)
Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!

hand-penis coordination 

(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.
haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for the tree and pissed in your eye.

Coordination Tongue 

The act of unconsciously sticking ones tongue out while engaging in an activity that requires mental skill, physical coordination, and/or dexterity.
While playing basketball, Trevor is always sticking his tongue out, when going in for a lay-up. He has a serious case of coordination tongue! He better be careful. If he is elbowed in the jaw he's liable to bite it off!
Coordination Tongue by 240ups September 13, 2014
Word of the Day on September 15, 2014

pre-coffee coordination 

The amount of coordination that most caffeine addicts have before their first cup of coffee.
" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"

"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"

Swag Coordination 

A double meaning; Being able to coordinate a swaggy outfit and/or the act of creating a swagful aura through your style, your walk, your persona and your outfit.
I.E. Did you see Drake's performance at the VMA's? That man has ZERO swag coordination!
Swag Coordination by TheKing1993 September 19, 2010

Shift-Eye Coordination 

Shift-Eye co-ordination. Depends on your ability to keep your ! as a ! and not a 1

Mainly, your ability to hold the shift button down.
(ZenRgy) vort, OMGOMGOMGCYBABBQ!!!1111one
· (Jedi_Vader20) kicks ZenRgy (Dodgy Shift-Eye Co-ordination there pal...)
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Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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