Sean Hannity

Verb

To ban someone from your site or area if they disagree with you or pose any threat to your fear-induced society built upon using God's name to discriminate against homosexuals, African Americans, and anyone who is different from you in general.

Sean Hannity him already, he's a God damn liberal!

Don't let them Sean Hannity me!

by Dan Drucker July 6, 2004

Sean Hannity

1. A founder of the tea bag party.
2. A pompous little turkey-necked Mr. Slave masochist who tosses salad for skinheads and gives great, sloppy dittohead.

Sean Hannity: "Heil Hitler is my safe word."

by theconcernedcitizen August 9, 2009

Alison Hannigan

A great actress known for beautiful red hair, a smoking body, and playing a lesbian in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, shattering the hearts of thousands of fanboys who continue to live with their parents. Almost destroyed career in Date Movie, now in How I Met Your Mother, not committing any more crimes against humanity.

Dude, that lady walking by you is an Alison Hannigan in terms of hotness.

Wow, I'm gonna go for it!

Thinking of Alison Hannigan lesbianing on TV gives me a hard on. She's hotter than the sun.

by George of the Windy Hills February 1, 2009

handie

A short form of the phease "hand job". A sexual practice, usually first practived in the pre- or early teen years, where a girl masterbates a guy with her hand. Handies often lead to harder forms of sex, such as blow jobs, which initially is just a handie where she puts her mouth over the top of the penis until he ejaculates into her mouth instead of into the air.

Bob's little sister Paula was teasing me so much that I finally told her to either stop it or she'd have to give me a handie to take care of the arousal she caused. Being curious about what a handie was, she let me teach her how to do it. She even took her top off so I could cum on her developing breasts. A month later, a handie led to me cumming in her mouth.

by BRD November 22, 2004

Hannibal

A strong independent man,who is lovable and sexy,he doesn’t give up and has the most beautiful smile.You fall in love at first glance.Only one girl can catch his eye,she must have to be the best thing ever.Once found you must never let him go if you do you may never get a change again if not lucky.

Hannibal my lover,my friend,my... Everything.

by LoverGirlLoving December 19, 2018

deployment handicap

n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.

This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.

Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.

Whew! Even with her deployment handicap, she's only a 4...

by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009

sean hannity

Full of hot, stagnant air.

I have to turn up the AC, it's Sean Hannity in here.

by Peggy March 9, 2005