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Thunder Funnel

A Thunder Funnel is a very specific type of curved brass implement used to project the sound of ones fart out towards the front of the body so that it can be better heard by the dealer of said fart
"Hey, Carl, hand me that Thunder Funnel, I gotta hear this one!"
by SuckAFart July 31, 2012
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flesh funnel

in other words a vagina.
Thats a hairy flesh funnel.
by Tom L. October 3, 2007
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Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube
Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night
by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018
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Butt Funnel

(noun) A punishment where two people press their bare butts together whereas the two butt cracks form a funnel. The guilty party then lies underneath, positioning their head directly below the two butt cracks, beer is then poured down between the butt cracks and onto the guilty party.
You have been found guilty, the punishment... Butt Funnel
by Knight57 July 4, 2016
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Fart funnel

When someone places their lips tightly around another persons stink trumpet and they fart in your mouth and you swallow that fart like It's grandma's apple pie. Then you belch it back up and blow it in someone's face.
Lester: Hey Jim I need you to give me a good Ol' fart funnel, my grandma pissed me off and now she's gonna regret it.

Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.

Lester: Hit me with it fam...
by turnitloose July 11, 2016
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Gunny funnel

A very large and loose vagina, typically found on a woman who carries most of her weight on the front of her body.
by Grumpet Brumblecutt April 13, 2005
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ass funnel

a person that can dish shit out but cant take it!
robbob likes to joke about everyone else but if you pull a joke on him it irritates him. he sure is an ass funnel
by cchasteen July 19, 2005
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