diet cock

1. (informal.) diet coke
2. an unnaturally small penis, usually found only on midgets.

1. hey DaNaGe gemme a diet cockage (see -age, gemme)
2. wow that guy has a diet cock ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.)

by gen October 6, 2003

diet coke

a) Diet CocaCola
b) Artificial sweetener snorted by dumb diet-crazed blondes.

The coke in the silver can.

What that dumb chick in math has on her nose.

by Macadaciouse May 5, 2004

Diet Cock

Refraining from having sex but still using play toy(s) in the form of the male organ for pleasure.

Friend: "Are you having him tonight?"
You: "No. I'll have a diet cock instead."

by Go Gurt April 29, 2011

diet coke

What people drink to be "healthy", it is in fact far more unhealthy than regular Coke due to the aspartame contained within which can eat holes in the brain.

"Got any Diet Coke?"
"No, but I've got some drano you can chug."

by Angry Liberal June 7, 2005

Diet Dr Pepper

n. Tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper

I bought Diet Dr. Pepper because it was on sale.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Diet Coke

A girl who is under the legal drinking age, and so must order a soda instead of alcoholic beverage when dining.

Bartender: "What will it be?"
Man: "I'll have a beer, and she will have a diet coke."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

diet lesbian

A term applied to women who are bisexual. It may also be applied to women who are "bicurious," or straight and willing to experiment.

A: Check out that diet lesbian; she was dancing with that guy, now she's all over that girl.

by lesbiana513 September 11, 2010