Middle-aged Onset Dementia

When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.

I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.

by brettuthius June 28, 2011

demented

adjective
1. Something fairly absurd which triggers illogical or unreasonable laughter.

2. The new random

After I kicked him, he turned around and proceeded to gape at me with a demented stare.

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher June 5, 2007

dementor

1. A really really hot chick. She's so hot she's scary. It can also be a really really hot guy, but it mostly for women. This dementor makes something silvery come out of your wand.

You must be a dementor , because when I see you, something silvery comes out of my wand. I mean seriously, expecto patr-OH!!!

by Filius Flitwick February 1, 2007

Dementia

noun
1. Demented place, where everyone and the place itself is demented, madhouse.
2. Realm of the demented inside your mind, whenever you lose your mind your in dementia.

1. My house is freakin dementia.
2. When i'm too stressed i'm just floating around in dementia

by Reaper21 June 16, 2007

Dementor

Woman's menstrual period. Goes along with Blast-ended Skrewts (cramps) and Azkaban (uterus).
It sucks.

"Hey Jenny, would you like to go swimming?"
"Naw, I can't."
"Dementors?"
"Fuck yes."

by colourofjazzee May 2, 2009

Demental

Demental is a mixture of demented and mental.

Lol I'm so demental 😂

by pineappleflamimgo March 18, 2019

Senile/dementia

At least 40 yea7s older than the rest of the mildrens parents and incompetant to raise offspring.

Dangerously uncool, causes shootings by police they "need" to insure.

Terrorists.

The senile/dementia woman is in the jail.

by Cody5050 January 23, 2023