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From the roots 'dirty' and 'semen.' Means dirty semen.
Came home and banged my girlfriend after a week of camping. Gave her the demen
Demen by wrastlinman October 17, 2009
Words you can keep
Semen Demen. Someone who needs Semen, and Thrives for it
Have you seen Jessica Lately? She's been such a Demen Lately.
Demen by OverseerNick February 26, 2020

Spank the Deener 

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.
Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener
Spank the Deener by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

user:demented 

Strong-willingly but nevertheless low-skilled user in a german chat system. Often referred as "dumb". Uses "gothboi" wery often.
Look, there is user:demented again! Let's talk about gothbois!
user:demented by gollomosh July 5, 2021

defenescate

(v.) The act of throwing one's excrement out the window (especially when experiencing plumbing issues in another's home that may lead to greater embarrassment than the act of defenescating itself).
When the toilet failed to flush when I visited my future in-laws for the first time, I felt compelled to defenescate rather than own up to my unsightly mess.
defenescate by Misfits Doing November 23, 2022

Paula Deening 

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.
Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now
Paula Deening by Droladnap April 23, 2019
Usually a girl who cares for everyone, she has s great sense of humor,has strong belifes and opinions, doesn't really care what other people think, shes beautiful on the inside and outside she belives everyone has beauty within them even if they aren't attractive on the outside . An angel with the most amazing smile. A star that shines and brightens everyone she encounters. Happiness is her middle name -You can't fight her.....she will only win you over.
Deenah is some amazing girl I know, I hope she reads this

Normally a person with long black hair and brown eyes
Deenah by heyitsmeyhihb May 20, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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