dead

you know, what all the Jews did.

"yo dude I'm so fucking dead as a jew"

by MissNoodleButt September 17, 2017

The deads

When smoking marijuana and so high that everything's funny and slow at the same time

"mar" "that was some good tree bro"

"Key" "yeah bro I'm "the deads."

by Key909 February 4, 2020

deadness

when someone either sees a very hot picture of someone or comes accross someone who is highly attractive making them feel a little 'dead' inside

"deadness." she said gawking at shawn mendes bare torso.

by moonlight101345 September 7, 2017

Dead

To get absolutely shit-faced(drunk)

Hey man let's go get dead tonight

You were straight dead last night

by askilll December 31, 2009

dead

an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.

"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."

by harricane February 26, 2015

Dead

1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber

1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs

by SongGirl August 28, 2013

dead on

a dead person's hard on

an open casket was a bad idea. jerry has a dead on.

by deadboners June 20, 2008