dead

an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.
"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."
by harricane February 27, 2015
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dead

you know, what all the Jews did.
by MissNoodleButt September 17, 2017
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Dead

1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber
1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs
by SongGirl August 29, 2013
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deadness

when someone either sees a very hot picture of someone or comes accross someone who is highly attractive making them feel a little 'dead' inside
"deadness." she said gawking at shawn mendes bare torso.
by moonlight101345 September 07, 2017
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That's a dead

That's a dead means the joke is not funny or the joke has no use or meaning any more
1. Brittany: Hey Sarah I just said to Jessica deez nuts , GOT EEEM!

Sarah: 😑 That's a dead
by That's a dead August 28, 2015
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The deads

When smoking marijuana and so high that everything's funny and slow at the same time
"mar" "that was some good tree bro"

"Key" "yeah bro I'm "the deads."
by Key909 February 04, 2020
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dead on

an open casket was a bad idea. jerry has a dead on.
by deadboners July 11, 2008
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