Chode

A person with an extremely short and thick penis.

Bobby P definitely has a chode.

by Larry swindle October 29, 2017

Chode

When one's gentleman's sausage has a greater diameter than length.

Sir Henry II gentlemans sausage was a chode.

by Ass Pegger April 20, 2021

Chode

A penis that when you look at it, you will be incapacitated at its sheet girth. The length is small at best, however if your name is Conner, Scott, Conrad, or any other variation of the name you have not only a chode, but a micro penis

Gabby Stone Rhino loves being pounded by Conners girthy chode.

by Hairy rhino chode December 14, 2020

Chode

Simon Williams

Have you seen that Simon Williams, what a chode

by Dixie McCluskey September 2, 2019

Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off

Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.

by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016

Chode

Marcus’s penis is smaller then a chode

Have you seen Marcus he has a tiny chode

Marcus’s brother

by Marcus’s brother April 8, 2019

chode

a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.

"ugh, stop being such a chode!"

by a hairball August 9, 2023