Congratudolences

An exclamation of simultaneous praise and sympathy. What you would say to a person achieving a painful milestone.

Congratudolences on divorcing your husband who ran off with your sister!

by Buttwangu May 20, 2017

congratufusion

congratulating a confused person

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by War D May 25, 2017

Congratularium

When someone is bragging publicly about shit that ostensibly doesn't matter in the grand scheme of life on Earth.

I had lunch at my favorite Thai place downtown today. When I was leaving the owner said: "I never see you anymore."
I replied that I had taken a great new job closer to home. During this exchange, a homeless woman entered the establishment looking for something. Hope, maybe? Food?
She heard what I had just said and she looked me in the eye and she blurted out: "Congratularium!"

by reggieisums May 8, 2018

Congratuhated

Sarcastically congratulating someone’s accomplishment because you hate that they did something, likely because you couldn’t pull it off yourself.

Mike congratuhated Jim for setting a new personal best in bench press.

by AFKeeker March 25, 2019

congratudolences

When something is good happens..but has a downside.

Kevin: "Well, my mini retirement is over. I just got a job"

Karen: "congratudolences! At least you had some fun while it lasted"

by bobothedogboy May 31, 2019

congratulator

A person who compliments alot.
A person that like to say congratulations.
Feeling the need to make some one happy.

He/she is a congratulator he/she always giving people compliments

by L033Y July 6, 2019

Congratufuckinalations

the attitude you get from the drama life offers you, and you can find another word better to describe it.

Congratufuckinlations, you just pissed me off!
ME: You just stole all the covers," congratufuckinalations, you just pissed me off!"

by Maaga November 17, 2019