kangaroo apples

Testicles

Gee, that hipster's pants are so tight you can see his kangaroo apples

by unabridged September 28, 2011

Rubbin' Apples

(v.) The act of taking one man's ballsack and tenderly rubbing both balls against eachother inside the sack. The hand motion closely resembles that which a boy scout would use to start a campfire. The end result of rubbin' apples is a euphoric and explosive climax.

Marty: "Hey Joe, how far did you get with Mary?"
Joe: "We made out for a while and then I got a real treat when she started rubbin' apples"
Marty: "You lucky son of a gun!"

by Ball Boy November 1, 2013

Throwing apples

When you accuse someone of doing something without having any form of evidence at all.

"You took my money!"
"No I did not, you're just throwing apples!"

by TinyBluDragon April 27, 2018

Snazzy apples

apples with snazziness
similar to unicorn poop but snazzier
you should eat some snazzy apples

I bought some SNAZZY APPLES today!! They taste SO GOOD!! I'm feeling so much snazzier now that I've eaten a snazzy apple!

by snazzyapples June 10, 2018

Muck Apples

Muck Apples means to eat a lot of apples (Anywhere from 4-11) very fast and messy.

Mason: "Ahmad you can't muck apples just give up that's only 2"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"

by AppleMucker2000 July 3, 2018

360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore

did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?

by poopiegotnotroopie September 19, 2020

Snapples on my Apples

A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.

Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!

by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015