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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
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Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.
"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"
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Toilet Limbo

A state in which someone is on the toilet for a long time, typically after eating something bad.
Man, I was in toilet limbo after I ate that double burger last night.
by xblackhawkytx July 1, 2021
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Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.
Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish
“RIP grandma
by Doornob July 18, 2021
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Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern
"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"
by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021
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Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.
The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!
by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021
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it's a hole you throw shit at.Nothing much
Guy 1: where have you been .i freaked out when i didn't find you.

Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet
by XxSorry_not_sorry_11xX August 3, 2021
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