Monkey Wrench 

When a woman or a man inserts their right index finger into a male or females "crasha" (Look up crasha")

Person 1: "Mc Jacko just monkey wrenched the shit outta Steve!"
Person 2: He ain't gonna be doin' no sittin' or bench pressin' tonite baby.

Monkey Wrench by themilkmansrat69 January 14, 2009

Monkey Boy 

A wanker named bryce, who is a try hard know it all

look at monkey boy what a fuckstick

Monkey Boy by Caitie (The Queen of "Dirties") July 13, 2004

Monkey Claw 

Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by.

Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.

John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her"
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!

Monkey Claw by Daniel Dub November 10, 2007

Monkey Wrench 

Myy second favorite Foo Fighters song, Everlong is my personal favorite. I love the ending to the song.

What do you do when all your enemies are friends

Monkey Wrench by Matt F April 26, 2004

monkey this up 

A dog whistle a white Republican might use towards a black Democratic opponent while being interviewed on Fox news the day after that black man won his primary, and that electing said black man would be to "monkey this up." Be warned, the white politician may try to deny the obvious connotation by pretending that this is a common idiom, like "monkey around", or "muck it up," but you're smarter than that.

"We have to work hard to make sure we continue Florida going in a good direction... The last thing we need to do is to monkey this up by trying to embrace a socialist agenda with huge tax increases and bankrupting the state." (emphasis on the word "monkey")

monkey this up by Dog Whistle August 29, 2018

monkey butt 

A man that is developing a bald spot on the back of his head resembling a baboon’s or chimpanzee’s ass. This phrase works best if the person combs his hair over this balding area and thinks nobody notices he trying to hide it!

Check out the "monkey butt" on that guy or "nice monkey butt".

monkey butt by LisaD143 August 28, 2005

Monkey with Braces 

A clit piercing. Comes from the slang word "monkey" for a girls "area", and the insersion of metal into said area.

Steve: Did you hear? That girl has a monkey with braces.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.

Monkey with Braces by MonkeySansMetal August 6, 2007