Humpdilidumptious

A word used to describe an absolutely amazing, beautiful, sexy woman whose name may or may not be Abena

Man Abena you’re looking quite humpdilidumptious today

by TheUrbanDictuonaryItself April 18, 2021

Humpgasm

A humpgasm is a type of male masturbation where a man cums by rubbing his penis on a couch or bed.

I had a humpgasm in my sleep.

by @mrkulci April 2, 2021

Humphrey go bart

A small shuttle service operated by uc berkeleys bear transit running between Berkeley bart station and the Lawrence. Hall of science in berkeley ca
In the 1970s

Humphrey go bart was a nice shuttle service

Clever play on words too!

by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021

HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

by Reese98 May 3, 2021

Humpty Dumpty

A man who is a player and an asshole
(He humps and dumps)

Jen: don’t date that Humpty Dumpty

by BoliviaCitrius May 8, 2021

Humphrous

Heavy to lift or otherwise physically relocate to the point of "Humph" like sounding vocalizations becoming necessary to succeed in moving, lifting, or otherwise physically relocating said gravid objects.

This humphrous cat <Felis Catus> ate both bowls of wet food and it's own dry serving serving as well. DJ Phat Majesty now doubles Finn

by daTookZah May 26, 2021

Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

by JediMasterB June 5, 2021