Reese98's definitions

HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

by Reese98 May 3, 2021