monkey punch 

When you shit in your hand and fling it at someone walking by.

My date was going great until some guy in the bushes monkey punched me, now I have to take I shower.

monkey punch by monkeypunched July 17, 2011

monkey bob \ic\is 

monkey bob:insane
monkey bobic: insane some fo the time
monkey bobis:insane all of the time

tommy is monkey bobis

monkey bob \ic\is by leasha January 16, 2004

monkey hat 

a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.

caution: it may sting when it hits

I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.

monkey hat by Scotty Wiggins September 16, 2006

Monkey Chorus

Something blindly repeated or, aped, in politics - particularly by the Right-Wing. The Monkey Chorus is a result of a tactic used often by the George W. Bush Administration which attempts to convince people that something is true by repeatedly stating it is true, from different mouth pieces.

The name monkey chorus probably arose due to the fact that George W. Bush looks like a monkey and his supporters sound about as intelligent as monkeys.

"There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq! Rush Limbaugh, Paul Wolfowitz, Condoleeza Rice, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, George Tenet, Sean Hannity, Dennis Miller, and even Colin Powell all say so!"

"Do you believe everything you hear from the Monkey Chorus?"

Monkey Chorus by dimmer January 6, 2008

monkey rum 

A prohibition era slang term for poorly made moonshine.

"He died drinking the monkey rum in a blind pig down by the docks."

monkey rum by debiant May 9, 2010

Monkey Pile 

an excited way to like a Barrel Full of Monkeys, a big jumbled pile of hard parts all akimbo, like dungeons and dragons lead figures or nails made of gold. A stack of paintings un-straitened or skewey.

I just got a monkey pile of paints!

Monkey Pile by mr. w w w .fakeart.net net net July 13, 2011

Monkey's Fist 

The male version of camel toe. When either pants or underpants adjust themselves so as to gather your genitals into a noticable bulge, regardless of the turgidity of the member. Also known as "putting your dick in a headlock"

Dubious Sexuality Guy 1: Dude check out that guy's camel toe
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!

Monkey's Fist by Redwall II April 19, 2012