Valley Trapper

A single, perhaps divorced woman or man that may have more than one children; whose sole objective is to confine an individual who is either financially successful or contains a suitable career.

“Bro, what’s a valley trapper?”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”

“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”

by gdrew94 December 26, 2018

Bald tapper

When you are having sex with a woman and she takes off her wig so that you can bust a load on her bald head. After which you should proceed to tap her head like you would for a child and then slap your dad's ass with the same hand.

That lass Baishani is nasty, she likes to play the bald tapper with all her friend's sons.

by LilNiggle February 24, 2021

The Hardest Trapper

Not Justin.

Who’s the hardest trapper?

I don’t know but not Justin. That guy’s only a trapper.

by A_Random_Hippy_Witch November 5, 2020

trapper

A younger man who seeks out older women. Unlike the cougar hunter or cougar hawk, the trapper prefers to watch his prey from afar, using subtlety and patience to win the day.

1. "Brad keeps eying all the MILFs who come through here, but he never makes a move.
2. "He's just biding his time, dude, like a trapper."

by Lord Fendleberry September 26, 2010

Thappers

Slang for sappers, what a freaky ass transgendered bitch might call it

Hi guys I got some thappers!

by Derek November 28, 2004

sack tapper

Joy

Joy is a sacktapper.

by bob April 13, 2003

chopper nipple trapper bum poker

a girl that traps ya chopper and your nipple who also wants to stick her finger up your arse!

like oh ouch AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get it out get it out

by party lizard January 21, 2004