Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020

Toofed

Making a gesture to someone to “suck your dick“. Usually by bending your arm at a 45 degree angle with your hand flat & moving it up & down. Either used by close friends as a sign of endearment, similar to a middle finger - or used by enemies as an insult, also similar to a middle finger. No in between.

I saw Greg driving by and he toofed me. I’m gonna fuck him up when I see him.

Man Billy was driving by and he toofed me, that joker always be toofing the homies.

by Hibachi Black March 14, 2021

toodledop

Drawings of unicorns pooping on other unicorns

I like drawing toodledop's

by dinglebut26 April 19, 2022

Toledo Scalder

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but more loose, watery and hotter.

Jimmy daPipe loves Toledo Scalders

by Keith Stone Lite June 17, 2022

Toledo waterfall

When you let 4 of your friends cum on your mullet and let it drip on your sleeping friends face.

After a long night at the bar the crew of the excaliber went back to boat and gave the captain a Toledo waterfall

by Rick $anchez June 16, 2023

Toiledonutsexual

Toiledonutsexual is a fictional gender created by the anti-lgbtq youtuber @windows8point1canbreath to piss off an lgbtq community member by creating this fictional gender that makes no sense to make lgbtq community realize that genders they create makes no sense

grrr toiledonutsexual better than fake gender asexual

by Windows8point1canbreath June 29, 2023

Going Toledo

When an uncle of questionable sexual orientation status visits Toledo, Ohio, only to go off the grid and be unreachable for a period of 24-48 hours. Upon return said uncle pretends like nothing is wrong with being so unavailable AND never provides any personal details about the trip.

My uncle disappeared last weekend. I sense he was going Toledo since he never said anything about it. I just hope he had a good time.

by windycitygal September 22, 2014