Sacramento squash tourny

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.
"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"
by Stevo_Brill May 29, 2015
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squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.
henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.
by henery777 June 10, 2009
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red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.
I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!
by Natalie February 02, 2005
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DJ Squash Kid

A young techno artist who specializes in progressive trance anthems and electro-pop-rock. myspace.com/djsquashkid
dude that music sounds like dj squash kid!
by DJ Squash Kid November 03, 2008
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squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch
(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf
by coolio5251 September 14, 2006
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cop some squash

The act of reaching down the pants of one’s male sex partner.
After becoming aroused, it became clear to him that she was trying to cop some squash.
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Salty Pepermint Squash

A kind of urine that is a pain to all the senses, it usually makes your eyes water and burns your genitalia.
I save my salty Pepermint Squash so I can sell it on eBay.
by Jakob Müdd April 18, 2014
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