Perth

Alternative definition for scammer.
Often used when dealing drugs.

Pete: Have you ever bought off Ann? I hear she sells good X.
Jack: Nah she's a Perth, I wouldn't trust her.

by PillPopperPete May 4, 2022

perth

Perth is Australia's redneck capital. Perth is located in the west and because of it's location and hick density is sometimes referred to as "The wild wild west". Perth inhabitants fear change and are suspicious of any newcomers. Perth people generally don't like to leave their small town unless travelling to Bali where they are greeted by other travelling Hicks from Perth.

Individuality in Perth is socially unacceptable. Most Perthians know this and choose to stay in groups called "cliques" and blend in with the wallpaper to avoid ridicule from the general population of hillbillies.
Perth people are highly insecure and constantly make bold generalised statements such as: "Perth is the best city in the world", and "we are world class". When in reality Perth is a horribly boring and backward small hick town.
Perth is a predominantly male dominated township and the males outnumber the females. Coincidently old fashioned values of women being virtuous and pure clash with reality in Perth, where most woman are skanks in search of a wealthy man who can provide everything for them whilst they play the trophy wife.

"We in Perth are world class"
"We in Perth don't believe in Sunday trading, that's family day"
"Keep the foreign scum out of Perth"
"If you don't like it you can leave"
"We're not isolated, we have the internet"

by Stu123 July 30, 2012

[Perth College]

Is a school located in Perth, well durh who couldn't think of that. Back in aussieland what the people always say. They wear long kilts/skirts and nice cardigans/jumpers. The girls can be bitchy when they hit yr9 or yr10 they usually have problems with bullying/drugs/pregancy.

how do i know this?

i went there.

i don't like it how so many people ending up going to Perth College and turned to be f**ked in the head.

by yeahyeahyeahs. January 9, 2009

perticular

Origin: rural America. bastardization of the word particular-refering to the idea that all things are made of smaller parts, and by breaking or reducing something into smaller or simpler parts one can understand it better.

Roy "That old man is an asshole, he made me wash his car twice-tah!"
Billy Joe "He's jus' perticular."
Roy "Whatever, his ass will clean off his own red clay mud next time!"

by Legbah February 7, 2008

Perth

An isolated Australian city, overpopulated by balding middle-aged business men. Its icon is the Bell Tower, which has yet to make as much money as it cost - simply because it is utterly useless and hideously boring.

The English clearly had the right idea by bringing convicts to Perth - it's agonisingly boring.

by heeeeelp June 23, 2011

perth

Poms and South Africans fucking everywhere.

Perth is a pretty cool place to live, but recently fucking poms and south africans have taken over and you cant understand a thing they say.

by Nezbit. April 24, 2005

Perthed

Getting poor value or having an experience that is of lower quality/standard than you would expect in a metropolitan city.

Taylah: How'd ya dinner go at tha Atrium mate?

Axel: Got Perthed brah. Food geddin worse ev'ry time I go. Imma beached as...

by sispec warrior November 3, 2013