Option Syndrome

When someone settles because they know a very limited number of attractive individuals of the opposite gender. So they tolerate someone that is completely incompatible with their personality.

Stop tolerating her because you have option syndrome. There are plenty of fish in the sea, stop trying to force it.

by vicorite February 17, 2022

optionment

An optionment is an optional assignment.

Much to my dismay, my students think their assignments are optionments and tend not to complete them.

by Mr. Kotter March 3, 2021

Sonic Spinball Options Menu

The most crusty song ever made by man, it's like biting tinfoil, but 10x worse.

Person 1: Man I want to feel the sharpness of a knife in a .mp3 format!
Person 2: Go check Sonic Spinball Options Menu, it rocks.

by Segasmashpack June 16, 2025

Option B

It's short for secure additional funding. Option B is to secure additional funding.

I need my car fixed but I really don't have the money for it rn. Welp, time for option b.

by I do carloans August 3, 2019

Nuclear option

The BEST option! Light them up! We'll see how tough they are with their bones disintegrated.

Hym "The best option! The nuclear option! Get em. Get em out of here. Let's all go meet God together!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2025

option

Miya and Hannah

Miya and Hannah are just Khaleds options

by imnotmiya February 18, 2022

Better Option?

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.

Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.

by AberFitch1220 March 2, 2009