ju's on that dick

the act of getting your puthy absolutely destroyed on the 6th night of Hanukah by a ju.

Juju just ju's on that dick -dennis z.

by dennis zaqueef October 26, 2022

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

Tippin on my dick

When you place a top hat on a penis and it tips to the side.

Dude, I was high class last night, I was tippin on my dick.

by herropreaserobby March 16, 2010

Shit on my Dick

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

by StanofCourse September 22, 2011

Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003

Booty on a dick

1. A thoroughly contemptible,
detestable person.
2. A person who is mean, disagreeable or annoying (also known as a BASTARD) in any way, shape or form.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003

Dick on a midget

A good 7 inches on a midget. Meaning slightly taller than a midget.

If you are short yet not on midget status, you got a dick on a midget!

by Alaina Joy December 1, 2010