Pretending that you have a girlfriend who recently died of cancer so that people will feel sorry for you and/or inspired by your perceived bravery in handling the situation.
"Manti really Te'oed the hell out of that girl. She was practically eating out of his hand after he told her his ex just died of Leukemia."
by LiarsDontWinTitles January 18, 2013
Get the Te'oed mug.When he was born, it was prophesized that Oedipus would grow to murder his father, and marry his mother.
When he grew up, he learned about his destiny, but belived that his ADOPTED parrents were his biological parrents.
Eventually, he ran into his real father and after a dispute killed him. However, Oedipus was able to save the city of Tebes from sphynx and was offered his mother's hand in marrige.
When he grew up, he learned about his destiny, but belived that his ADOPTED parrents were his biological parrents.
Eventually, he ran into his real father and after a dispute killed him. However, Oedipus was able to save the city of Tebes from sphynx and was offered his mother's hand in marrige.
"Oedipus - The ORIGINAL mother-fucker."
by lProdigy March 21, 2010
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oenis:
A viral infection which causes the penis to turn into an O. The viral infection is contracted and spread through sexual contact with an infected individual. Symptoms may include swelling of the genitals, course reddish bumps, discoloration of the genitals, and a burning sensation while urinating.
A viral infection which causes the penis to turn into an O. The viral infection is contracted and spread through sexual contact with an infected individual. Symptoms may include swelling of the genitals, course reddish bumps, discoloration of the genitals, and a burning sensation while urinating.
A week after a "study session" with AOD, Jimmy consulted his doctor and found out there was no cure for his oenis.
by Undariaus November 14, 2007
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Get the oesd mug.Acronym that stands for "One Eye Closed." Often used in text talk in replacement for a winky emoji, "😉" imitating how one's eye is closed whilst proceeding with the winking gesture. Originates from horny teenagers trying to be funny and original instead of using the already established "😉" emoticon or "wink"
Note: Pronounced "oh 'eck," not to be confused with the typically Northern English phrase used upon realisation of making a minor mistake.
Note: Pronounced "oh 'eck," not to be confused with the typically Northern English phrase used upon realisation of making a minor mistake.
by beanman3 October 21, 2017
Get the oec mug.1. the act of pandering to one's own pretensions by making an excessive fuss over the quality of wines at a party.
2. wine wankery.
Origin: 2007; Gk oǐn(os) wine + after Onan, son of Judah (Gen. 38:9)
2. wine wankery.
Origin: 2007; Gk oǐn(os) wine + after Onan, son of Judah (Gen. 38:9)
"The importance of the difference in taste between a two-year-old Portuguese douro and a two-year-old Portuguese dão can only be fully explained by an expert in oenanism, desperatetly trying to score at a houseparty at 2.30 in the morning."
by Ronan Hodson July 6, 2007
Get the oenanism mug.Unter einer öffentliche Katze wird eine Katze verstanden, welche in der Welt herum reist. Sie wird fälschlicherweise oft mit der Wildkatze oder einer Streunerkatze verwechselt.
Anzutreffen ist diese Art von Katzen zu 99% im Dorf Schneeren (PLZ: 31535)
Anzutreffen ist diese Art von Katzen zu 99% im Dorf Schneeren (PLZ: 31535)
Wenn meine Katze nicht mehr bei mir wohnen will, verlässt sie mich und wird eine oeffentliche Katze.
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