Wock A Sock Tock E Dock

The most popular phrase in the Ock Language. Phrasing for the word WASTED. See Ock Language for full definition.

"I A Mock Wock A Sock Tock E Dock Y O U Fock U Cock Kock E Rock!!"

by Joshua TenChicks October 6, 2006

loose as a dock

Is when your friend is such a slut she is called "loose as a dock" (a boating dock).

Schoolgirl 1: So how many guys have you slept with this week?
Schoolgirl 2: um... bout 15 ... I think.
Schoolgirl 1: But it's only Wednesday! You are as loose as a dock, bitch!
Schoolgirl 2: Fuck you!

by A concerned teacher December 25, 2007

soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.

Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"

by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013

slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.

The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.

by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014

parrot dock

Any spot where the people just copy and regurgitate each other's ideas, an echo chamber.

I was looking to broaden my mental and artistic horizons, so I avoided the parrot dock like the plague.

by Agent Cryptic March 30, 2017

Deuce in Dry-Dock

The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.

"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."

by Ohsotrue December 27, 2011

the loading dock

It’s just another word for a bowl.

Bro, pass me the loading dock so I can pack it.

by PurpleSkies November 24, 2017