CricketMan

Cricket man is the smartest person in the galaxy and happens to be the protector of the universe.
Cricket man is stronger than Shaggy as he has infinite power, he happens to be ruv from hit series friday night funkin.

He protects the universe for one thing,
Mac and Cheese.
He resides with a puny trainer haha funni.

Person 1:I love Cricketman I simp and give my money to ruv from friday night funkin.
Person 2:WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT.
Person 3:Bazinga

by AuntieMC October 10, 2021

Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

betty crocker shit

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.

Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.

by erudyne March 21, 2016

Silver cricket

An elderly gray haired stripper that doesn’t shave her legs

I just finished my shift at the Ford plant, I’m looking forward to seeing Maude my favorite silver cricket at the club. The sound her legs make when she rubs them together sounds just like a cricket.

by kadongo March 4, 2018

Nigga cricket

The only crickets that are black, they mostly attack schools like BMS, and disrupt spanish class. They also vibe with the nigga moths, but these crickets are gangstas, if one of the nigga moths disrespects them they won't hesitate to pop a cap in one of the nigga moths asses. They also like nigga cows.

"That nigga cricket attacked that nigga moth, with the help of the nigga cow." Says Joe.
"Who's Joe?" Steve asks.
"Joe Mamma!!!" Exclaims Joe
"Bruh, nigga cricket." Steve whispers.

by daveperson October 15, 2019

wolf cricket

The wolf cricket with its long bushy tail can be kinda retarded like the people who call it a wolf cricket known to get hit by cars... a lot

and also known as a squirrel

Look there pa it’s a gosh damn wolf cricket!!

by Wolf cricket January 15, 2020

ghetto cricket

The intermittent chirp of a smoke detector that needs a battery

Y'all need a nine volt to turn off your ghetto cricket

by Urahogg February 18, 2023