A Colton Day, or to have a Colton Day, is to masturbate profusely for the entire day. Usually ending in genital inhalation or extreme pleasure.
by ColeRoy May 1, 2013
Get the Colton Day mug.A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.
as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"
Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)
Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)
by Androsbeardinho June 30, 2007
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1. It is possible for me to be less interested in the subject than I am at this moment.
2. It is not possible for me to be less interested in the subject than I am at this moment.
When unsure as to which definition should be applied, it can help to judge the person's intelligence - morons usually mean #2.
2. It is not possible for me to be less interested in the subject than I am at this moment.
When unsure as to which definition should be applied, it can help to judge the person's intelligence - morons usually mean #2.
by Dr. Cactus February 25, 2004
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We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight
I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication
That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think
I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it
Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it
I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this
Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot
There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight
I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication
That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think
I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it
Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it
I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this
Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot
There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
by sdkskdfdg February 3, 2009
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Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
by the dirty liberal June 15, 2009
Get the Ann Coulter Disease mug.A NFL football team that is based in Indianapolis, one of the nations largest and greatest cities. The Colts are also famous for they're beating the Green Bay Packers.
by The Midwestrn Soldier November 18, 2004
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I love me some colton. :)
by megan vanessa January 20, 2009
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