Jan 26 Word of the Day
a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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A technique primarily executed during sexual foreplay, "The Colt" is a revolutionized form of clitoral stimulation and G-spot penetration. The naming of "The Colt" was originated from its visual resemblance to a handgun. If performed correctly, the thumb should appear as the hammer and massage the clitorous while the index and/or middle finger should appear as the barrel and penetrate the G-spot.
"I colted the fuck outta this bitch today, she absolutely loved it!"

"I just gave my new girlfriend "The Colt" for the first time, needless to say, we had to change the sheets."

Dude #1: Why on Earth is your face wet?
Dude #2: This broad just squirted all over my face, yeah boy, what you know 'bout that Colt?
by Jpup540 August 13, 2011
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An NFL Team that plays good during the season, then chokes in the Playoffs. Owned and Operated by the Patriots.
Manning broke Single Season Touchdown Records in 2004 with 49 TD's. But threw Zero against the Pats.. And Lost.
by natej January 21, 2005
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A group of 3 bestfriends that think they are the shit, but really they are just liars, sneaky and bitches. Everyone acts like they like them but really most girls talk about them behind their back.
Alyssa: So I texted the colt and invited them to my party last night but they never replied.

Kasie: Wait, they never replied? That's weird because i texted them lastnight and asked them what the math homework was and they replied in less then two seconds.

Alyssa: Wow, those sneaky bitches.

Terry: Sneaky bithches? Are you guys talking about the colt?

Kasie: Yes

Terry: Man, I hate them.

The Colt: Oh, Hey guys what's up?

Kasie: Oh nothing. Just talking about how much we love you guys.
by Wordsbyus December 14, 2009
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