cocksidious

1. When a flaccid penis begins to move on its own.

2. A normal situation or conversation that becomes ridiculous, strange or outrageous.

Bill: "hey Jim how's the wife doing?"

Jim: "She's pretty good, got more hours at work and she's started this Facebook page for newly divorcees. She has such a kind heart supporting those girls"

Bill: "Dude that's just cocksidious"

"My cocksidious phone keeps autocorrecting my texts into Irish!"

by NoTillies June 23, 2017

cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs

Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease

by jasante2 January 2, 2018

COCKSHIRTING

When a boy, teen, or man walks around only wearing a shirt, otherwise totally naked, cock swinging free. Usually occurs when on the hunt for clean undies and/or pants.

She: I'm so fucking mad, my brother was cockshirting when Brad came over!

by 5Septembermorning May 20, 2018

Cockshackled

1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk

2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.

1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs

2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.

by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018

Cocks

The ones Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon loves most. Besides big,sweaty men.
He has no discrimination on that. Either Black, White, Latin, even Asian ones will do.

Triple H: You hate Cocks!
Vince: I love coc-!
Audience: *shocks*
Triple H: :3

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

CockSicle

The act in which a man uses his engorged penis as a swizzle stick in a glass of ice and water for the refreshing satisfaction of his partner. This provides refreshment to the partner from the inside.

It was a hot, sultry night and Peter's cocksicle felt cool and refreshing inside Delilah.

by Don Kingery February 20, 2022