cleft vagina

a vagina in which the labia extends all the way to the naval, similar in nature to a cleft lip.

after fooling around with the chick from the bar all night, i was astonished to discover that she had a cleft vagina... i guess that explains the granny panties.

by Jimbo2004 July 4, 2005

clefton

1. A red-neck want to be.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.

While Mike lives in the burbs he's a total clefton.

by Chosney September 15, 2003

Cleat

A wasted cliterus, belonging to decent lass, but has sealed over from lack of use, in effect becoming hermetically sealed.

Myra's some bird, its a shame her cleat has become hermetically sealed, you'd need a chisel and a blow torch to get your jollies with her now.

by MasterBOB425texas May 27, 2010

cleptodemic

A person who steals memorabilia from elite universities.

Annette couldn't help stealing pens from MIT, she was a born cleptodemic.

by Athene December 21, 2005

Cleft Dick

A person who is often very rude and derogatory.
A deformity at the end of a penis head.
A stud who gets a lot of sex.

John: Man you are a real loser, who still likes Star Wars.
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master.
John: Man your never gonna get any puttang.
John: Go screw yourself cleft dick!

by pussymonsterdickblocker February 18, 2009

CleatChaser

Another word for a gold-digger except this womans forte' is chasing pro athletes preferrably NFL Players!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man that bitch aint nothing but a cleatchaser look how she sweating those football players.

by Mo $ March 30, 2008

throw some cleats on that bitch

What to do when a chick looks like a linebacker.

Dude, your chick is mean looking, throw some cleats on that bitch.

by Colm Meany May 16, 2007