1 definition by pussymonsterdickblocker

A person who is often very rude and derogatory.
A deformity at the end of a penis head.
A stud who gets a lot of sex.
John: Man you are a real loser, who still likes Star Wars.
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master.
John: Man your never gonna get any puttang.
John: Go screw yourself cleft dick!
by pussymonsterdickblocker February 19, 2009
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