hermetically

sealed by a dude to a reasonable degree

Dan hermetically sealed the chips for Brian in a ziplock baggie.

by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

hermeting

Hermiting means the act of being a hermet crab staying in its shell but a human staying inside their house and not socializing with anyone.

Staying in his house hermeting

by hermeting - hermet June 13, 2015

Hermetic

everything can be hermetic

my breakfast tasted hermetic
my boyfriend is very hermetic

by Hermetic guy September 12, 2019

hermetic vagina

a vagina with so narrow a vulva that even air, in jocular parlance, cannot enter.

His wife has a hermetic vagina and so he has not had sex with her for donkey’s years. Still, he has not divorced her.

by uttam maharjan February 3, 2012