Swasiland Big Mac

A swasiland hamburger is the latest entry into the long chain of sickening sexual acts (eg: Arabian Goggles, Danish Teabag) It consists of freeze drying a shit and popping it inside a presented hole. Its origin is unknown, no on knows why we pinned this one on swasilanders, but it rolls off the tongue nicely!

"I slapped my Swasiland Big Mac between her buns"

by Bladecatcher January 8, 2007

Big Mac

A Big Mac is a sexual act, where five people are sandwiched together.

We were Big Mac'ing that shit up all night.

by Chazzfest September 16, 2010

big mac

A big fat hairy guy who talks bullshit about everything and lies about everything. Also is very dirty, smokes alot, scratches cash words, hairy as fuck, and has a very bad lisp

Big Mac was telling me how he towed his boat right on his truck after he was riding his Harley, and I almost didn't believe him!!!

by footballer12490 August 14, 2008

bismack

short clean word for bitch smack.

i just want to bismack that girl so bad.

by miss1993 June 30, 2010

big mac

1.The love child of a po-boy. 2.Usually served with fries and a coke.

"A man bought me a big mac today for no reason."

by cory tee May 5, 2005

big mac

The food of the gods.

Yeah, Odin and Thor and Allah, they all cruise down to Maccy D's fo' some of the good shit.

by yer mum January 11, 2004

Big Mac pussy

When a girl wants her pussy to be eaten like its a Big Mac and fucks everyone and fucks her mom and loves licking pussy and sucking dick

Calm down she just wants you to lick her Big Mac pussy

by Big Mac pussy August 8, 2016