teenage kicks

What teenagers do for fun, in particularly the sexual pleasure teenagers get out of intimacy.

"I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight, get teenage kicks right through the night" (Lyrics from The Undertones song "Teenage Kicks")

by Chessie2505 November 4, 2017

Teenage Karen

That one girl at school that is jealous of the rich girls, so they get attention by snitching on everyone.

Man, I was so bored in science that I was playing on my phone, and this total Teenage Karen snitched on me.

by The totally virgin killer March 1, 2022

Teenager

Someone who's well-prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test

The teenager didn't study for any exam; but he had supplies for chaos.

by Toasty Toast Toasted March 24, 2015

Illiterate Teenager

1.) The current generation of teenagers that have little to no education whatsoever, and strictly (STRICTLY) refuse to get any of said education, or a job which requires such education.
2.) A steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as "Are" and "Too/to/two" with "R/r" and "2", respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a "Spitter" for their disgusting chew tobacco, or "Snuff". Also known for never brushing their teeth. EVER.

1.) Read? Read? READ?!?!?!?! Who da fuk reads deez dayz?? I aint readin nuttin u stupid fuk, who da fuk do u think u r tryin to get me 2 read?!?!!
2.) Stupid Teenager: "yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima fuk a sexii chik 4 sho!! aint nobody stoppin me, trick!!

Me: -.- Shut the fuck up and stop texting me, you stupid Illiterate Teenager.
3.) Teenager 1: Yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?

Teenager 2: Um, yeah, I'm going to throw it away.

Teenager 1: No no no, dawg, lemme have it!!

Teenager 2: What could you POSSIBLY need an

empty bottle for?!

Teenager 1: Ima use it as a spitter!!

Teenager 2: ......You're an idiot. *Throws bottle away*

You want it? GO GET IT, FUCKER.

by Thardus July 10, 2010

teenage adult

Persons ranging from age 26-48 who behave in a manner unbecoming of their particular age group.

That woman who bullied a child to death through a false myspace account, causing the child to commit suicide is 1) certifiably insane and 2) are teenage adult.

Any person from age 26-48 who willingly stars in a reality t.v. program is teenage adult.

9 out of 10 politicians in D.C. and news pundits regularly engage in teenage adult like behavior.

Any woman who doesn't know who the father of their child is and still expects child support = teenage adult.

by someonesafan80 February 27, 2011

teenager

Someone who is confused 24/7, has no idea what s/he wants to do with his/her life, is probably doing something really stupid right now because of their confusion, is ungrateful, moody, self-centered, and is either really self-conscious or really arrogant. Teenagers are confused because they question everything the see or hear, and they can't figure out what to believe, and what’s wrong or right. Some ways that adults can help teenagers through this rough time is 1) remembering what it felt like to be a teenager and relating their experiences to that of the teenager, 2) listening to what the teenager has to say instead of figuring that their opinions aren't valid, 3) letting them know that the adult cares about them and that the adult would do anything to make their hardships disappear, and, 4) by being as understanding as possible, no matter how ungrateful, stupid, and self-centered the teenager acts. Some ways that a teenager can be healthy and happy is 1) just being YOURSELF; stop acting the way “everyone else” is and do things because you think they are the right thing to do, not because somebody else said they are the right thing to do, 2) by mentally saying “Fuck you” to whoever steps on you and tries to tell you that you are worthless, and just moving on, 3) by being practical and not so impulsive, and keeping in mind that its normal to have intense sexual desire and intense confusion, and that acting on pure impulses is self-destructive and will not necessarily make you happy, 4) by keeping in mind that its OKAY if you don’t know what you want to do with your life right away; it will come naturally, so don’t force it or you will probably get frustrated, 5) by remembering that although many adults will try to manipulate you, that doesn’t mean you can’t trust any of them. Search for the ones you think you can trust, and let them give you advice, and, 6) by not taking life too seriously; laughing often and trying to use your inner wisdom to get you through this hellish thing we call life.

I hope this will help you and that it is somewhat valid; I’m 16 years old, so if you are a teenager, know that we are in this together even though I don’t know you. Peace.

I really hope that I am not a stereotypical teenager.

by Becca Jane December 10, 2008

teenage casualty

a teenager who goes under the influence, falls behind, fallows the crowd, promotes danger, and/or does bad stuff.

Look, there goes another teenage casualty.

by HonestxMistake July 22, 2006