The Tanner-Line

A line slightly-above the waist that any woman above 160 pounds may not come above.

It’s like the Truman-Doctrine, but for fat bitches.

*She begins to come up to kiss during a BJ*
“Woah, woah, woah you don’t quite meet the weight limit for that” The Tanner-Line

by SuPapiChulo July 1, 2021

Fly by Talker

A person that makes a comment to you as they are walking by, but the time you realize they are talking to you they are gone.

Mike's such a Fly by Talker, by the time I realize he's talking to me he's gone.

by TZims October 28, 2011

Close Talker

Someone who gets to close to another person while talking to them.

I had to look at that guy cross eyed when he was talking to me,he's one of those Close Talkers.

by matt terry January 4, 2006

basement talker

An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught

Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.

by Douglas Young February 8, 2008

tanner

Very intelligent, smart, cute and full of positive thoughts! Sometimes stubborn but always keeps a smile on your face

Anyone who gets to know a tanner will fall in love with his image and personality.

by Mac.... February 21, 2015

tanked

To be excessively drunk

I went out last night and got tanked

by Chris November 18, 2002

Tinker belled

When a man slaps or taps his penis on the nose of the person giving the blow job.

Per an episode of Discovery channel's "scared straight"

Prisoner to Juvenile: I can't wait for your punk ass to get in here. I'm going to make you my bitch and tinker bell that baby face with my dick.
Prison Guard to Juvenile: You don't want to be tinker belled in here boy. Thats when he slaps his dick on your nose, while he forces you to give him a blow job.

by TheBDMan January 15, 2017