Angry Snail

When you are eating out your girlfriends pussy and she shits all over your chin and face.

I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.

by Alex Hiltricx February 20, 2009

Snailgating

1) The act of driving below the speed limit with the effect of backing-up otherwise normal traffic flow. Artificially creating a dangerous tailgating situation by holding a position on a multi-lane road, obstinately pacing another slow-moving vehicle in an adjacent lane, while purposefully avoiding eye contact through the rear view mirror. 2) Denying someone access to a public, or nominally "shared" resource (e.g., parking place, restaurant table, etc.) by lingering in/on the resource long enough to alter the mood of the person waiting. 3) Any passive-agressive act of intentionally underperforming in order to teach someone, usually someone perceived as a jerk, a lesson that more than likely they will never learn--otherwise, an utter waste of everyone's time.

The ambulance driver testified that if it weren't for the Prius driver snailgating, the heart attack patient she was driving to the hospital may have survived.

It's always the other guy snailgating; you would NEVER do that, right?

Scientific studies have proven that the snailgating of merge hoppers actually makes traffic worst than if everyone on the uses all the available road capacity

by Roger 55 May 27, 2010

snail nail

To have sex with someone at a very slow rate. Doesn't necessarily need to be sensual though.

I brought this girl home from the bar last night. At first i thought she was a total snail nailer but as it turns out she was just retarded.

by drdamage March 8, 2011

Snail's pube

The smallest know unit of measure.
Originated in the manufacturing industry to describe parts made to a very fine tolerance.

"Sorry it took so long to make this batch of parts, but I can assure you they're all accurate to the snail's pube."
"This part just won't quite fit. It's only off by a snail's pube!"

by Brazillian Snail December 6, 2011

Snail Jousting

Two women aggressively scissoring eachother.

They were snail jousting each other until their pelvis' were swollen and bruised.

by American Werewolf in Sweden November 6, 2013

Snail Eye Syndrome

When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.

"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."

by Weeping Sore December 9, 2013

Snail

Fucking at a very slow pace, e.g, slowly nailing someone.

She's so fine, I'd love to snail her tonight!

by NiMmY March 19, 2015