by roflroflx2 September 17, 2023

by DiggityWoman October 7, 2012

by factoR` August 27, 2006

a word to describe an experience so funny that 3 days after your sides still hurt from laughing so hard
by The Fat Man 95 May 20, 2010

Things that are really hyped up but are then gigantic failures, so much so that its funny. E.g. The great leap forward, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, The Rockies in the world series.
During the great leap forward the communes claimed to be producing surplus amounts of food when actually they were producing much less, resulting in a famine which killed enough people to compare to the holocaust. ROFL MAO!
by Bootsy Colins November 16, 2007

also refered to as "whiskey dick"
when a guy cant get it up or has a raging semi.
cold because he aint gettin hot, and rofl because it is hilarious!
when a guy cant get it up or has a raging semi.
cold because he aint gettin hot, and rofl because it is hilarious!
guy1: how was the bar?
guy2: I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but I drank too much and cold rofled
girl1: what'd you do last night?
girl2: tried to have sex with my boyfriend, I dont know what his problem was but the only thing he got was a cold rofl.
guy2: I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but I drank too much and cold rofled
girl1: what'd you do last night?
girl2: tried to have sex with my boyfriend, I dont know what his problem was but the only thing he got was a cold rofl.
by Sunshine_Babe89 December 12, 2009

by DisDickIsForBob June 12, 2011
