Retardid

A retards spelling for retard

“You are retardid” wrote the Trump supporter

by Intellect alert August 10, 2018

Retardom

Retardom is a word used by my retarted brother when he was tryna diss me while I called him a lil Oompa Loompa lookin ass overgrown 8 year old dumb shit that does nothing but sit on his ass and jack off to a poster of sonic the hedgehog

Us: *Doing the crab walk towards retard*
Josh: have you guys got tested for retardom?

by Dundermawk cann June 8, 2018

Retardist

Retardist - Someone who hates on people because they are not as smart as others or someone with a mental disability.

Oi bro, that retardist is picking on your mum aye?

by Azzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh February 3, 2010

Retardo

How predictive text on a nokia phone assumes you spell Reuben.

Type Reuben on your phone while predictive text is on. Result is Retardo. Can be awkward if they are a friend as calling someone retardo – as I’ve recently learned – is offensive. Sorry Reubz!

by Emzah83 April 17, 2009

Retardigan

A tragically horrible cardigan. Usually doesn't fit right, or has a stupid pattern, or both.

Zoe thought the cardigan at the store looked good on the hanger, but when trying it on she was upset to find it was actually a retardigan.

Sierra thought the cardigan at Vans was cute, but her friends thought it was a retardigan.

by Cass De Krame August 17, 2010

retardicrat

anyone who associates with the democratic party or is left leaning/progressive in his/her political beliefs.

Those retardicrats are destroying the country.

by Shivagodofdestruction May 14, 2011

retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.

Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018