You should run for vice president

A way of telling someone that they are earth-shatteringly, jaw-droppingly stupid.

I find your ill-informed positions to be vapid and absurd. I feel a shooting pain in my skull every time you speak. You should run for vice president!

by Club Ed January 17, 2009

mouth present

A tasty treat for your mouth.

I bought you a mouth present (sandwich).

by reverend megaton July 9, 2010

president

political figurehead that all of America blames their problems on, acting as if the president had any real power and was diliberately making horrible decisions.

man, our economy is in the toilet and unemployment is sky-high, it's all that damn president's fault.

by TheVoiceOfReason January 26, 2005

my president is white

Highly controversial song put out by a 19 year old white kid from New York. While the argument is that its racist its the same structure as the my president is black for Obama.

My president is white, My mustangs red...

by ktccasset January 23, 2009

The President

a very stupid person who runs the most powerful country in the world

my brother, George W. Bush

by Josh August 3, 2003

President Ahmoneedjurnob

a gay Iranian President; any gay man

Check out President Ahmoneedjurnob over there. He clearly needs a cock in his mouth.

by Mike Grant October 17, 2007

President Houseplant

Another way of describing Joe Biden, since Joe Biden is not fully there. This word was invented by Ben Shapiro

President houseplant has been very transformational

by Eushshtb March 20, 2021