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mustangs 

The term given to the matted and often short and curly clusters of hair in and around the asshole that are left entwined by residual faeces, not cleansed by a thorough ass wipe following a shit.
Damn Jake, I haven't had a shower for so long that I'm starting to form some mean mustangs!
mustangs by MustangGhostrider February 20, 2017

fuck the mustangs 

You watch the mustangs at the weekend ???
Fuck the mustangs !

CA-Mustangs

Don't let Stang-up pussies fool you, CA-Mustangs is the largest and best car club in California for those who respect real American Muscle and don't degrade it with 22s and candy paint.
CA-Mustangs is the best car club ever!

nucla mustangs 

Basketball team in Nucla CO that is gonna whoop Ourays ass tomorrow 💪
The Nucla Mustangs kicked the shit out of ouray !!!
nucla mustangs by IRON_ HIDE77 February 6, 2018

Kicking Mustang 

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.
Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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