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Oil Check

the act of poking someone in th butt, clothed or naked. The pokwe must be as close to the asshole as possible
I oil checked Jade while she was bending over and Alisha oil checked Molly.
by Molly August 25, 2004
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Cleft Oil

1.) The moist "ass-crack" template left on plastic chairs after a fat or generally sweaty person has been sat there for a good stint.

2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your ass crack.
Eg of 1.) Hey look at that seat!! that fat guys just left and theres a "Cleft Oil" pattern of his ass on the chair! Dirty cunt!

Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the "Cleft Oil"...
by Paleblank January 16, 2006
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Patchouli Oil

Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007
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eccentail oil

A typo for the real word(essential oil, something anti-vaxxer use to cure their kid-doesn’t work)
John, eccentail oil are nice
Nick, you spell it wrong and your crazy
by Breme December 14, 2020
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check their oil

When you stick your finger up your opponent's asshole.
"Bro if he's got you in a hold check their oil, he'll let go.... unless he's gay then hang on for a ride homie"
by Fuck you Hillary November 23, 2016
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oil daddy

Oil daddy is a term derived from Alberta, Canada. The men who work within the oil and gas industry (the oil patch) are a class of men who generally clear a large sum of money, especially in compared to the average Alberta joe. Despite their appearance and lack of knowledge Of high socialital norms, are able to attain attractive women. (Alberta housewifes)
My oil daddy and I are flying to Spain for the weekend.
by Passmeaglass December 9, 2016
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Oil spill

Term used when a person enjoying drank or lean get a little too loose and spills some of said beverage. Referenced in an episode of Hamilton's Pharmacopia based in Houston, it "messes up the environment and makes everyone all sad, kind of like a real oil spill.
What's that big wet spot on the couch?

Oh, Hector and Jamal were over here getting crazy and one of them spilled their "drank."

Definite oil spill playa.
by $lapaho March 22, 2019
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