Jizz-Vom

when something is so good it's jizz, but so bad for you it's vom

Ella: oh man this chocolate cake is so jizz
Eibhlin: NO ELLA, CARBS!! VOM!!
Ella + Eibhlin: JIZZ-VOM!!!

by The Nils Sundermann April 18, 2010

Jizzabyte

The unit of digital information in computing and telecommunications that encodes downloaded porn. Abbreviated as "Jb."

"Adam crashed his computer after a night of downloading Jizzabyte after Jizzabyte of porn."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 4, 2011

jizz glitch

When a male is either masturbating or having sex, and he orgasms, then minutes later blows his load. Most likely if you have sex or choke your chicken frequently. She will probably say "I've felt bet.. oh god that feels good!"

*during the males orgasm*
Olivia: oh....harder...immmm aaabout to squiiirrt!...fuck my pussy! Fuck it good!.... Shove it in harder.
Doug: im fucking that pussy!
Olivia: ooo baby that was fun but I didn't feel you jizz this time.
Doug: oh hmm low sper--
Olivia: OOO hun that was like a rocket of jizz. That was such a jizz glitch, I want one on my face next time. Then I'll blow you afterwards.

by iOdis May 24, 2013

Jizz Stack

An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.

I call your bluff and raise you this jizz stack.

by x BILKO x August 23, 2016

Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

Management jizz blanket

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.

oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?

by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

Ultraviolet Jizz

Ultraviolet Jizz is essentially jizz you cannot see.

Girl: did you do a blank one agen?

Boy: I swear I jizzed! Must have been Ultraviolet Jizz!

by Dhadda2011 May 25, 2011