Hanutian

hanutians are people who are dedicated to the true art of hanuta making

-i love hanuta so much, i stayed up all night making it

-darling you really are a true hanutian

by Valaciousgal December 3, 2022

Hanukkunnilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a Jewish woman every night of Hannukah.

It is considered a mitzvah. Mazel tov!
🕎
Hat tip to the Jewish gift receiver!

On the 8th night of Hanukkunnilingus she was wishing for a 9th night of Hannukah!

by @BigMac December 17, 2022

Hanukkunnilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a Jewish woman every night of Hanukkah. 🕎
It is considered a Mitzvah. Mazel Tov!
Hat tip to the gift giver!

On the 8th night of Hanukkunnilingus she was hoping that there was a 9th night of Hanukkah! 😜

by @BigMac May 16, 2023

Hanumankind

Hanumankind is named after these two components. Hanuman (हनुमान/Huh-Noo-Maan), an Indian Mythological God, similar to the Chinese Sun Wukong and the Japanese Son Goku) and the English word "Mankind".

Sooraj Cherukat, also known as Hanumankind, is a Kerala born, Bangalore-based Indian Rapper who became a viral hit in the Global Hip Hop scene with his biggest single titled the "Big Dawgs". The Desi Hip Hop Artist is the first one from the country to have hit the global scene in such a drastic manner. He was raised in Texas, USA for 6 years, did most of his schooling there and was introduced to the HipHop culture over there.

Person 1: Yo, did you check this new Hanumankind's Track?

Person 2: Nah nigga, I did not.

Person 1: Well, you should. Go check his new Big Dawgs track, shit is bumpin'.

by NTDote August 13, 2024

hanukkwanzamis

What you would say when it's the holidays and you want to be politically correct and not offend any millennials.

Grandpa we don't say happy holidays anymore it's offensive. We say happy hanukkwanzamis

by Faqwhatuheard December 9, 2023

Hanukkahmas

A made up festival which both christian’s and jews can rejoice in the holiest month of december ( give eachother presents)

What are you doing for hanukkahmas

by therealdinosaur December 6, 2024

Hanukkah story

So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
Quote:

Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"

by US-IL December 25, 2024