Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.
Ugandan 2: German food?
Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.
Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.
Ugandan 2: German food?
Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.
Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.
by mojo72400 February 21, 2018
Get the German foodmug. A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.
by Amperage September 27, 2007
Get the german sheddermug. A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.
"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015
Get the german crossbowmug. German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.
The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.
The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.
J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"
P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"
"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"
P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"
"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"
by MojoLaG March 25, 2017
Get the german velcromug. After engaging in anal sex, the penis is dressed like German dish with sauerkraut and German toppings alike. The other individual performs fellatio on the German dish, which tastes similar to a regular German meal.
Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)
Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)
Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)
Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)
I asked this slut what kind of food she was in the mood for. She said German, so I parked the car and made her a German Taco. Lesson: Always keep sauerkraut in you're car.
by @Longhairshortd September 22, 2012
Get the German Tacomug. The hungry German is a sexual activity where the person on top licks/eats custard from the other person's hair.
by henrytaylor May 22, 2018
Get the hungry Germanmug. Connor you haven’t had sex with more then 2 girls
“Connor reply’s, yes I have
Ad responds your such a German eater
“Connor reply’s, yes I have
Ad responds your such a German eater
by ThekillerG November 25, 2019
Get the German eatermug.