Finched

A term to describe misfortune, usually associated with an employer or workplace abuse or organizational betrayal

I put in all this extra work and they gave the position to someone else! I've been finched

by TheTipOfTheDagger July 20, 2022

Atticus Finch Effect

Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.

“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”

“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”

“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”

by VixenCloud October 17, 2022

finch

TOM HANKS IS FINCH

TOM HANKS IS FINCH

by glup finch February 14, 2022

to finch (vb.)

to be a professional teacher and cock slap another teacher while haveng sex on the job.

he finished with her then finched her across the cheek . to finch (vb.)

by Jung - Spaniard March 5, 2009

finch nest

Ball sack, scrotum, etc.

"I saw a finch nest hanging out of his 1980 gym shorts."

by Sippy B September 25, 2009

mr finch

a very fat man. Commonly knows as a pregnant man. Can also be a bird when angry.

Shit. Look at that bird he must be mr finch in his bird form

by Yiiiiiiikes 40- December 20, 2017

Finch

Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.

"holy shit ! did you see finch slam into the window? dumbass."

by Angleknee November 24, 2021