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masturbatory cloaking device 

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places
did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

Crotch Held Device 

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.
Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.
Crotch Held Device by 1666 February 23, 2018

butter delivery device 

Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.
No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.

Arctic Sun medical device 

A non-invasive targeted temperature management system.
The hell is even an Arctic Sun medical device.

bioartificial liver device 

A medical technology designed to support or replace the function of a damaged or failing liver.
bioartificial liver device, the reason to not be an alcoholic.

blind insertion airway device 

A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.
I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.