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Alaskan lie detector

Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009
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Reflectory

1. adjective form of reflect (reflect in this case meaning to look back on, not a surface)

2. a business that sells photo albums, journals, yearbooks and memorabilia that allows one to reflect
1. The tone of his paragraph was reflectory.

2. The schoolteacher surreptitiously visited the reflectory to purchase yearbooks for the past 3 years after she forgot the name of a student she had taught.
by a_little_pixelated October 11, 2009
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Vagina Reflector

Someone or Something so hideous that will make a girl stay away from at all costs.
Guy 1: Hi my names Jordan, I like penis!
Girl 1: Ewww!!
Guy 2: Dude you're such a Vagina Reflector
by Zeldas12 January 3, 2010
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Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"
If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.
by pentozali June 5, 2013
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Thot Detector

A machine taught to detect thots with radar vision and then destroy the with the THOT DESTROYER 6900 gun.
A.K.A. thot detector means "hoe Finder"
T.H.O.T. detectorthot is a hoe," with the plural being "thotties." Other definitions, however, reveal a little more about how the word itself came to be: "Thot" is actually an acronym that can either stand for "that hoe over there" or "thirsty hoe over there." and detector meaning

Robot: "Thot Detected!'a device or instrument designed to detect the presence of a particular object or substance and to emit a signal in response.
gay friend: " you need that. It has radar vision to detect and destroy thots."
Me: 'k lmaooooo"
by UR GRANNY TRANNIE May 29, 2018
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Frost Detectors

It's a bit cold today. I've just seen the nips on Jane's frost detectors.
by thecraftybutterfly March 9, 2009
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Pierre Delecto

When you cum in one of your wives, and then make your other wives taste the cream pie and each one of the them says "Pierre Delecto!" as they do the chef's kiss.
"I was with the wives the other night and made them all do the Pierre Delecto"
by Pierre Delecto October 21, 2019
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