Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.

Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.

by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010

dinkish

To be like a dink.

He is being dinkish.

by Katieisawesome April 16, 2008

Dickshop

A person who radiates such flamboyancy that it makes you feel like you are in a store to buy bulk amounts of penis.

Guy 1: dude do you see that guy that won't stop talking about gay stuff?
Guy 2: yea man, I think he wants the cock like right now!
Guy 1: what a total fucking dickshop.

by Woodlone November 27, 2012

Dickfishing

The act of searching for penis pictures online.

What's the purpose of dickfishing?

So I can show them off like it's mines.

by Yowife Mybitch September 30, 2015

dickshift

stuck acting like a dickhead, acting in a way that nobody likes, said to be stuck in "dick shift"

A friend has been acting rude to you all day and you confront them about it.

"Man get out dickshift! nobody likes you right now."

by Mach Zahoney October 26, 2009

Dickshit

Being a smart ass a jerk and 'know it all' while everything inside of him is a complete SHIT

and your pee will be like shit..!!

boy 1: i know that all you know..
boy 2: you are a fuckong dickshit!

by DeadMasterL October 21, 2010

Dickshiter

Some one who shits on dicks, or just a homosexual who has loose bowels.

President bush is a dickshiter, Condaleeza rice is a dickshiter and you are probly one too!

by Ashton. S August 5, 2006