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Alfredo’s curse

Experiencing a series of bad luck.
Shit I keep getting killed in ludo, i have alfredo’s curse
by D.wnklr May 6, 2020
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Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.
by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020
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the most generic of anime, voiced by Joe Zieja
My friend: What's your favorite anime?

Me: Code Exedelius Fortana Type Zero Curse of the Zero Daybreak Nexus Cycle Zero

My Friend: 0^0
by Pretend This is Somethin Funny November 29, 2020
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Curtesy Flush

During the process of a large bowel movement, a "Curtesy Flush" is an extra flush of the toilet to ensure no clogging of the toilet.
Maya was having a large bowel movement after eating authentic Mexican food that required a "Curtesy Flush".
by allisooon99 April 21, 2016
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Sophomore Curse

(n) any form of bad luck, stress, or hatred that occurs to appears in a teenager during their sophomore year of high school, ie. the piling of assignments/projects due on the same day, relationship problems, or constant sadness for no true reason
A book report, vocabulary test, science exam, oral report for history, and a chapter test on the same day?! I hate being a sophomore! Darn you, Sophomore Curse!
by Buddy Keeler January 3, 2009
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Prelude Curse

Prelude Curse refers to the phenomenon where most young males who owns a prelude have terrible luck meeting, dating, or maintaining a relationship with those of the opposite sex.
Every Since buying that 5th gen prelude, Bobby had horrible luck finding dates. He eventually masterbated to death and his spirit haunts his car, which was sold on ebay, to this very day.
by Coil222 June 24, 2005
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sheeny curse

the curse a jew will put on you and therefore give you a bad financial year. Usually done by taking off their skullcaps and unleashing the curse within.
Britney Spears. Went from high flying pop princess to a mess. The Jews tally another victim with the sheeny curse.
by God's Son October 27, 2007
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