crispy around the edges

Someone who is looking a little rough.... but deep down they are doing all right.

During deflategate Tom Brady was crispy around the edges

by Potato1337 March 17, 2017

Crispy depression

Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead

I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.

by Potatosmileyface July 17, 2017

crispy wristy

A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.

Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.

by Neilbmx23 October 12, 2017

Crispy crit

When you get a satisfying critical hit in a video game.

When i was fighting i got a really Crispy crit that won me the game

by the wolf that licks booty November 26, 2018

Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

crispyblankets

a cool tiktoker, he is very funny. :)

“crispyblankets is super funny!”

by parad1s July 21, 2021