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gift of clothes

a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!

-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!

i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??

my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
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pikeyfied clothes

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.
Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.
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sunday clothes

Any attire deemed appropriate for a church or religious setting. Usually collared shirts, suits, and ties for men & skirts, blouses, dresses for women.
Tim: Are you coming to my church?
Evan: Sorry, all I have is jeans and t-shirts I don't have any Sunday clothes.
Tim: It's all good, the church is real laid back, they don't care what you wear as long as you tithe.
by smiling_budda March 23, 2010
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just clothes

ALCOHOL! It's a codeword for everyone's favorite past time: booze. If you need to talk shop in front of some parents, talk about "just clothes." Need some more clothes? Go to the laundromat, dry cleaners, or clothes store! Have a six pack? That's a size 6! 12 pack? Size 12! Get creative. Are you completely shit faced? Then you're completely dressed!
1. "What did you do last night?" "Oh I put on some clothes."

2. "I'm cold, let's go put some clothes on!"

3. "What do you have that's clinking in that bag?" "Oh that's just clothes."

4. "All I remember about last night is getting completely dressed, and then streaking!"
by Burner aka Klitz July 24, 2008
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emo clothes

stupid nonsence clothes worn by pitiful, wanna-be-goth-but-get-kicked-out-of-hot topic, depressed because their life sucks hardcore (as in they cant get laid or their girlfriend dumped their pansy asses).
wtf. he is such a whiney little bastard. look at what he's wearing.
by Allycia November 7, 2004
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emo boy clothes

Every definition of emo I have read has been so far off it is scary, you people seem to be overly ignorant and don't know what you are talking about, maybe you are all preps. You have scene and emo mixed up. Scene is; tight black, and make up, along with jet black hair. Emo on the other hand is; plaid, argyle, out of style, patterns, horn rim glasses, leather square toe shoes, occasional converse, tight pants possibly girl pants, maybe the occasional pair of dress slacks.
Emo boy clothes are plaid, argyle, tacky, out of date, not black.
by Chavie July 12, 2006
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Shower clothes

YOU SHOWER NAKED YOU SICK FUCKING FREAK.

I GOT SOME GREAT VINTAGE SHOWER CLOTHES FROM ARK.
by chloerose444 April 6, 2009
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